Look at these eyebrows. They’re attack eyebrows. They could open bottle tops.
99% of my brain:
Benedict is working so hard right now, and I don't want him to get sick, so the ice bucket challenge can wait. He'll donate anyway, and that's the point.
1% of my brain:
Young man, unless you are filming the naked scenes of a Christmas Special called "John and Sherlock Make a Porno," you'd better strip down to a thin, white T-shirt and get doused this very second.